cnnbreaking:

when you are so desperate you go to the second page of google results

(Source: cnnbreakingofficial)

budotty:

robotbekah:

royal-high:

a kid from my school just got expelled today for pretending to be russian for 8 months. he pretended he couldn’t read, write or talk english  he did good in all his classes because he had all the teachers and principles convinced he just moved from russia, so they didn’t make him do any work

We had a kid in High School who pretended to be Russian, too.

inbox:

Like a good neighbor, I do not care

professordumbeldore:

professordumbeldore:

do you have 67 protons because you’re a 

If anyone else reblogs this I will cry for eternity 

(Source: iharrypotter)

if you ever think that you’ve made a big mistake, just remember that in 1788 the Austrian army attacked itself and lost 10,000 men

(Source: scienceing)